Future of European Union in Peril
Border guards brushing up on, “May I see your passport, please?” in six languages.
Pollsters More Likely to Reach Republicans on Land Lines, Democrats on Cellphones
Independents on foot, after a lengthy chase.
Facebook IPO Flops
Investors feel price too high for company that makes nothing, does nothing, earns nothing.
Missouri Installs Security Camera Trained on Rush Limbaugh Bust in State Capitol
To prevent Limbaugh from stealing it.
Yeah, right. I bet it doesn't last six months, camera or no.