"Hold my beer and watch this!"

New Zealand man hospitalized after lighting fireworks in butt

“What must of seemed to be a great idea at the time has backfired, resulting in the male receiving quite severe and very painful burns to his cheeks, back and private bits,” he added.
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The man told NT News* he wanted to “put on a good show” for his friends after drinking a few beers.

“He screamed a little bit and there were a fair few f-words,” his friend commented.

*"Why I stuck a cracker up my clacker" Do not miss this! My sides, they hurt...

Good show, mate! Beats the shit outta dancing with a lampshade on your head!