Bad News: Worst Drought Since Dust Bowl
Good news: more Woody Guthrie
California Legalizes Hands-Free Texting While Driving
Also ventriloquism, psychokinesis.
"Hands free" texting? I don't wanta know...
London: With Olympics Near, Security Breaches at Heathrow Have Authorities Worried
Inexperienced airport personnel allow modern pentathlon team from “Talibania” to enter country.
New Tablet Safe for Christians Introduced
For example, when you search for porn films, it redirects you to Christian-themed porn films.
Snooki Endorses Gingrich
He asked her to wait until after he dropped out.