So Dick, still kind of fresh from his heart implant (transplant would imply a heart was there in the first place) brought his sulfurous essence to Capitol Hill this week.
But the only question for me is whether "escaped from Hell" is accurate. I wonder if Satan personally ordered the implant, either out of professional courtesy or fear that Cheney might take over the joint once consigned to his eternal fate...
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Cheney has been dead for months. Hasn't slowed him down one bit. He's the advance man for the Zombie Apocalypse. The role he was born for.
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