Friday, August 31, 2012

On Eastwood's speech

Tweet from Chris Rock:

Clint Eastwood on the phone with Obama now: "It all went according to plan,sir." #RNC #GOP2012


Eastwood and McCain are now sharing the sobriquet "Grampa Walnuts". All the scared old white people who were already going to vote for Willard understood his speech perfectly.

I think for a generational shift away from rocking chairs, drool buckets, and rambling disjointed speech, Obama should get George Clooney to speak at the Democratic convention. That'll get da wimmens whose breasts are still up around their chests too, you know, the ones who can still make reproductive choices.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

George Clooney, yes. And instead of addressing an empty chair, he should address an empty suit. Which is pretty much what Mitt Romney is, anyhow, so who could tell the difference?

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin