Well, the U.N. has answered the charges, according to Reuters:
“It’s absolutely ridiculous,” said U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon’s spokesman, Martin Nesirky, when asked if the United Nations had any plans to invade Texas.
Whew! Judge Headcase down there in Lubbock had me worried. It took him eight minutes of video to clean up after his one minute warning of the dire threat. It's at the EssEffChron along with this one if you care which you don't.