Senate Blocks Background Checks for Gun BuyersI wonder if we'll have to show a gun to vote?
Keeps them for voters.
Foreign Students Balk at Coming To U.S., Fearing Country Full of Lunatics Armed With Automatic WeaponsThe danger is not so much getting caught in the crossfire because by and large they're the same lunatics, but rather getting caught at the intersection of two hot air fronts.
Fortunately, country also full of lunatics armed with automatic weapons to protect us.
Average Age of Fox News Viewers: 65On the bright side, that's an energy-saving room temperature.
Average IQ of Fox News viewers: 65.
Study Finds Most-Frequent Texters Shallow, Money-Obsessed, BigotedNever texted nor will I. Patting self on back for being deep, spiritual, tolerant. 2 out of 3 ain't bad!
Least-frequent texters, deep, spiritual, tolerant.
By 2020, Tourists From China Will Outnumber All Others
Wealthy Chinese will come here to buy luxury goods made by poor Chinese.
Exhaustive Nonpartisan Report: U.S. Use of Torture After 9/11 Ordered by Those at TopI sure as hell do.
So long ago no one remembers who was in charge at the time.