Guided Missile Destroyer John S. McCain Sent to Korean Peninsula to Deter ThreatsHow d'ya say, "hey you kids, get off the lawn!" in Korean?
If that doesn’t work, we’ll send John McCain himself.
Obama Apologizes for “Best-Looking” Remark About California AG Kamala HarrisHe's right, though. Kamala's a babe!
Says he should have left it at “Va-va-va-voom!”
Researchers Find Computers Can Read, Record Our DreamsStock up on bleach. There's gonna be a shortage...
New app records, edits dreams, uploads them directly to YouTube.
Los Angeles First City to Synchronize All Its Traffic SignalsVarious places in L.A. have had synchronized traffic lights for years. Steve McQueen said he could make all the lights on Ventura Boulevard at 3 AM if he was going 130mph. I have reason to believe he knew whereof he spoke.
Now when you're stuck at a gridlocked intersection for thirty minutes, so is everyone else.
A Majority of 52% Now Supports Marijuana LegalizationMy friend, pass it over to me...
And nearly 40% say don't Bogart that joint.