Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Family Concerned After John McCain Wanders Into Syria

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“Unfortunately, this has been happening a lot lately; he’ll walk out of the Capitol building, get disoriented, and then we get a call late at night saying that John is in Syria,” McCain’s wife Cindy said upon learning that her 76-year-old husband turned up in the war-torn country after ambling across the Turkey-Syria border and delivering a rambling, incoherent speech to a group of rebels.

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1 comment:

BadTux said...

Hmm, also in that edition of the world's finest news source, George W. Bush is having trouble finding decent cocaine since leaving the White House. When I showed that to a co-worker, with the top of the page cut off, the look on his face was priceless. Then he realized he was looking at The Onion :).

- Badtux the "Probably true though!" Penguin