Thursday, August 1, 2013

Ted Cruz, Unrepentant Dickhead

El Rude-o on Senator Cruz (Unrepentant Dickhead - TX).

Here's an anecdote that was related to the Rude Pundit: Freshmen at Princeton University are encouraged to take part in the Outdoor Action Frosh Trip, a six-day camping adventure with your fellow incoming students. When he was a young man from Texas, future senator Ted Cruz decided to go on this bonding experience. However, someone who was in the same group as him said that Cruz was such an unrepentant dickhead that several people on the trip discussed ditching him in the woods. Think about that: How do you become that dude? How big a prick do you have to be for Princeton students, some of the most privileged pricks in the country, to think, "Oh, fuck this guy. Let's leave him to the wolves"? And then for a couple of them to actually contemplate the possibility?

The answer, as has become amply clear to the nation at large and Republican Party in particular, is "exactly as big a prick as Ted Cruz is."

Because, at this point, with Senator Cruz polling at or near the top of the pack for the 2016 GOP nomination for president (2016 already, fer fuck's sake), with Cruz or reactions to Cruz (and stoned masturbator Rand Paul) dominating the media narrative about the Republican Party, with Cruz himself more or less calling his colleagues in his caucus a bunch of punks who would let Barack Obama fuck their prone asses if he wanted to, you can bet that Tom Coburn and Bob Corker are seriously talking about how to ditch Cruz in the ideological forest before he finally leads everyone off a cliff and onto sharp rocks below so vultures and cougars can devour them.
Ooh! Tenderized on sharp rocks to make it easy for vultures and cougars! I'd pay money to see that!

Here's the deal - if Obama can't be President because he was born to an American mother in Kenya, which of course is untrue, then it follows that Cruz cannot be President because he was born to an American mother in Canuckistan, which is true, except for one overarching point of Repug law - IOKIYAR.

Rude then goes on about how Cruz says Repugs are a buncha pussies if they don't shut down the government to repeal Obamacare instead of, you know, actually getting the votes to do it which they can't.

That's how degraded the Senate has become. Triumph is merely being able to throw your body in the way while being bullied by some Texas yahoo with an inflated sense of self-worth.

Which, if you think about it, is how we got into this mess in the first place.

We remember.

Related Update:

Ted Cruz RIPPED By Conservatives As “Totally Ignorant” And “The Taliban.” (VIDEO)
Oh my stars and little garters! Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! Bwahahahaha!


Syrbal/Labrys said...

Of course he is an unrepentant dick; dicks don't have big enough brains to develop remorse!

casey said...

Hello Gordon,

Would it make any difference if he were a "REPENTANT DICKHEAD"? I think not.

Gordon said...

casey, you're right. I don't care if he repents or not. I've got a sneakin' hunch he's a one-term aberration.