Ironic Times
VATICAN: TWO POPES CANONIZED
In historic “Buy One, Get One Free” ceremony.
Bill Introduced in Congress Would Create National Park on the Moon
Already, the wait for a decent campsite is 6 months.
Claiming an Error, Feds Rescind Approval of Powdered Alcohol Product “Palcohol”
Seemed like a great idea, until they sobered up.
Those who'd rather mainline booze directly into their bloodstream are also in luck. Palcohol can be snorted!
What could possibly go wrong ... ?
Los Angeles Clippers Owner Caught Telling Girlfriend to Not Bring Blacks to Games
Clippers, with only J.J.Redick and Hedo Türkoglu available, lose to Golden State, 319-12.
Recent Book Proposes U.S., Canada Merge
We get oil, maple syrup, hockey players, they get Bible belt, high fructose corn syrup, baseball players.
War with Canada on the horizon...
1 comment:
Shucky darn, as a former Kool-Aid powder eater, I was sort of looking forward to Palcohol. Oh, well....
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