Monday, May 19, 2014

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

From the "Latest Headlines" crawl:

Everybody 'madder than hell' about decades-old VA mess

Republican Party Finds Itself Divided as it Heads Towards 2016
Establishment far right wingnuts face strong challenge from tea party-backed ultra-fringe super-wacko nutcakes.

All Republican Candidates Climate Change Deniers
Until after the primaries.
Hmmmmm...I thought this was supposed to be irony?!

Rush Limbaugh's Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims Wins Children's Choice Book Award
Tells true story of courageous patriot who, while high on Oxycontin and getting hassled by airport security about his penis pump, saves our Founding Fathers from Feminazis.

We're living in the golden age of gilded ages.

1 comment:

Deirdra said...

Mmmm, I won't even begin to be as self-infatuated to hope you remember my first name - given your stunning (lol) IQ, that would obviously be totally unrealistic. Maybe the following will refresh your memory:

I'm the woman whose company you enjoyed so much, even if only very briefly so, following my telling all about cloud formations, such as Nimbus, Cumulus, Stratus, Cumulo-nimbus, and, best of all, he "cloud-nine" of them all, the "cunnilingus".

Rings a bell?

Gee... I see from the feverish inundation of comments swamping your blog that you're in excellent position to compete for the "World Title of the Least Popular Blog Rag".

Congratulations for this unique achievement! Maybe a Nobel Prize is in the pipeline...

What else is new... lemme see... oh yes, my boy friend (i.e. your favorite contributor, i.e. "WhyNot") sends his most devoted outbursts of hyena-like hysterical giggles.

I knew you'd be thrilled to the point of urgently and desperately needing to butt slam each other with a vengeance.

If that can be of any consolation and, who knows, perhaps even a cause for youze to perform furious reciprocal sodomy, we'd love you to post here a photo of your ecstatic nirvanic choice moments! I swear I'll be a good girl and forward it to all my friends and family.

Cheerio! Love from Australia, France and Ireland.

PS: don't worry about deleting my comment: I've already cross-posted it to over 20 other blogs - thus helping you to make you truly worldwide famous stars of the blogosphere!

Ain't I good to ya???