Repugs to rename ocean after Alzheimer's President

Maddowblog

The House Natural Resources Committee will likely approve legislation Wednesday that would name 3.4 million square nautical miles of ocean and thousands of miles of coastline after the late President Ronald Reagan.

Rep. Darrell Issa's (R-Calif.) legislation would rename the country's Exclusive Economic Zone (EEZ), which generally extends from three miles to 200 miles offshore, as the Ronald Wilson Reagan Exclusive Economic Zone.... The late Reagan, a Californian like Issa, established the EEZ with a 1983 presidential proclamation that declared the nation's sovereign rights for exploring, exploiting and conserving offshore resources, including energy.

Yes, the man the RNC once literally referred to as "Ronaldus Magnus" apparently doesn't have quite enough stuff named after him -- a problem Issa is eager to address by changing the name of nearly all of the water surrounding the United States. Our coastal waters would necessarily be known, forevermore, as Reagan waters.

Why? Because congressional Republicans say so.

I think Issa and the other Reagan idolaters oughta name their noses after Reagan's asshole. They spend so much time with them up it.

And Reagan was not a Californian. He was a carpetbagging transplant who waltzed in here from elsewhere, made a few B movies, and wrecked the joint.

Note to Obama: This is the most ridiculous fucking thing I've heard of lately. The nation is in the shitter and it started under Reagan. If you veto anything, veto this fucking nonsense.

Attack of the gluten intolerant sex addicts

If it's Wednesday it must be Morford on afflictions you might have but probably not. Some great muffin porn too!

How much do you think you know for sure? How many of your personal afflictions and torments, ailments and woes are indisputably real, I mean obviously, I mean there is no doubt I feel this way because, well, we are nothing if not in love with our own creations, all the conditions we quietly like to invent, and then claim we are powerless to control?

Are you gluten intolerant? Pretty sure? Feels sort of right? Are you a fresh recruit in the upstart army of bread-bashers and pasta-cringers right now animating a very excitable multibillion-dollar industry, even though it was a zero-dollar industry just a decade ago because, after all, it’s bread. Wheat. Next to water, dark chocolate and latex fetish porn, it’s sort of a staple. Just ask Jesus.
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What else you got? Cigarettes? Perfume sensitivity? ADHD? Facebook addiction? Fibromyalgia? Sex addiction? Conspiracy theories? Global warming denier? Can’t bear crowds, sunlight, salt? Are you sure? Of course you are. The more sure you are, the more you will seek selective validation of that certainty, the more real it is, and the more impossible it will become to believe otherwise. As a wildly ego-centric species ever disconnected from Source, this sort of self-duping is easy. It’s kind of what we do.

Look, I know how you feel. I do it, too. And it’s obnoxious to be told some of your ailments might be illusions, that you’ve made them up, that you’re in full control of their lifespan and many only exist because you really want them to exist, for whatever reason – attention, love, pity, medication, tribal association, a community of like-minded souls united by suffering, if not irony. Our victimhood gives us power! Our martyrdom gives us identity! We hereby sacrifice all hot, delicious sourdough baguettes toward the death of Monsanto!
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Hey, it feels good to be sure of something, no? A life raft in an angry ocean? To be able to pick and choose your own set of ailments and struggles, enemies and perceived threats? This is, perhaps, our last true freedom, a semblance of control in a world gone mad. It is somehow perversely reassuring to say, “This is what I am, suffer, endure, struggle with, am sickened (or conversely, am given joy and love and acceptance) by, and no one – not science, not evidence, not being tragically deprived forevermore of insanely gorgeous muffins with a soft-boiled egg inside – had better try and take that away.”

Really. But are you sure?

I'm sure my ears plug up easy and I get jock itch. If there are groups for those, I'm not going...

I Totally Believe President Mittens Q. Romney

The Political Garbage Chute.

Of course you didn’t say it. The polls were also very skewed, as you know, having won election in November of last year. By the way, how excited are you to be in the Oval Office right now, Mitt? Oops! I’m sorry, President Mitt? It must also feel really great to know your Vice-President’s budget’s been signed into law and you’re going to be signing the two-second abortion ban bill that makes all abortions post-ejaculation legally defined as “murder.” Everything is coming up Mitt these days isn’t it?
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So you’re right, President Romney. Even though we all saw and heard the tape of you making your infamous “47%” remarks, we didn’t actually see that. Even though the tape very clearly shows you, calling half the country moochers and freeloaders, we didn’t actually see or hear that. Even though you repeated that bullshit about “free stuff” all during the election and even after it, you’re right, we didn’t hear it. It didn’t actually happen. Nothing that happened last year actually happened, and you and your Republican friends are in no danger of sliding even further off the map of national relevancy by becoming reality deniers at all.

The joy is in between those quotes. Go. Laugh. Be thankful it is not so.

Headline of the Day

Conservatives Concede Defeat In Obamacare Shutdown Fight

Great! Now they can turn their attention to truly important stuff like defunding the non-existent ACORN again and dismantling the societal advances that started in the Roosevelt administration (both of them).

Heh...

O: "This oughta fuel speculation about your run in '16."

Hil: "Yes, but the best part will be watching the wingnuts' heads explode!"

The Tea Party Isn’t Dead Yet

Unfortunately.

The Daily Beast

Crippled after the 2012 elections, the farthest reaches of the Republican Party have come roaring back. And they make the Akins and Bachmanns of the world seem reasonable.

As they surveyed the wreckage of the 2012 elections, Republican Party elders agreed: The Tea Party must die.

Ah, bipartisanship at last! Or maybe just the enemy of my enemy is my friend. At least until my enemy is dead.

But a funny thing has happened as the next election cycle approaches. The farthest-right reaches of the Republican Party have come roaring back. And they make the Todd Akins and Michele Bachmanns of the world seem reasonable by comparison.

Oh fucking swell. I'm gonna have a coronary from all the extra butter on the popcorn.

“They have a messianic quality about them, almost a kamikaze quality to them, and when John Boehner says, ‘Judge us by how many laws we repeal,’ he is catering to that element.”

I kinda like the "kamikaze" reference. Sorry 'bout the ships they manage to hit, but this IS war. The thought of most of them crashing full speed into the ocean is heartwarming.

“When a movement is on its last legs, it can be very motivated,” said Skocpol. “Conservatives who feel like they are losing their country are putting all they can into gaining a powerful foothold in the states and in Congress. So they don’t feel like they are about to lose at all.”

Well, they are. The Tea Party will go to its grave thinking everyone is out of step but them. Even in the grave, they'll just think it's dark because wind and solar power don't work.

For my part, I will make a point of watering the lawn above them to signify my respect for them and, like Patton "watering" into the Rhine in '45, I'll be sure to save up a good load for them.

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Rand Paul Aide Who Defended John Wilkes Booth Resigns
Became distraction in Paul's quest to represent “Party of Lincoln.”

Wait 'til they find out Lincoln was a Liberal. Heh.

Goldman Sachs's Control of Aluminum Market Costs Taxpayers $6 Billion a Year
Their control of White House, Congress costs us considerably more.

They left out the Supreme Court for some reason.

Data Analysis: Goldman Sachs Has More Than 4,000 Separate Corporate Entities
Each one a vibrant, thriving post office box in the Caymans.

Each one a return address for checks in the above quote.

French Parliament: Being Rude to President No Longer an Offense
That leaves nobody French people can't be rude to.

Un fait accompli!

Quote of the Day

Paul Begala on the GOP. From Raw Story with video:

“The Neanderthals are fighting with Cro-Magnons, the neoliths hate the paleoliths. It’s great. I love it as a Democrat.”

Me too! Heh.

We know what happened to the GOP's forebears, the real Neanderthals and Cro-Magnons. I wish them a speedy journey to join them.

The Three Bozos

From Cuéntame.org. I didn't sign their petition because Orange Boner ain't got the balls to dump these clowns.

Thanks to bravenewfilms.

Related Update:

Steve King Says He Has Personally Caught Undocumented Drug Mules With Cantaloupe Calves

In his fever dreams. Heh.

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

Basic Emmylou.

Thanks to cweiandnd.

Holder to Perry..."You Feelin' Lucky?"

I think they left out a word. Heh. The vid shows an old clip about how Repugs really feel about voting rights.

Published on Jul 26, 2013
Hilary Shelton, NAACP, joins Thom Hartmann. Eric Holder and the Justice Department are gearing up for a wild-west showdown in Texas. More on that showdown - and what it means for the future of voting rights in America

Thanks to TheBigPictureRT

Headline of the Day

George Zimmerman Trial Juror B29 Says He 'Got Away With Murder'

Thank you B29. We knew that.

Republican Health Care Panic

Paul Krugman via Seniors for a Democratic Society.

Yet even as Republican politicians seem ready to go on the offensive, there’s a palpable sense of anxiety, even despair, among conservative pundits and analysts. Better-informed people on the right seem, finally, to be facing up to a horrible truth: Health care reform, President Obama’s signature policy achievement, is probably going to work.

And the good news about Obamacare is, I’d argue, what’s driving the Republican Party’s intensified extremism. Successful health reform wouldn’t just be a victory for a president conservatives loathe, it would be an object demonstration of the falseness of right-wing ideology (my em). So Republicans are being driven into a last, desperate effort to head this thing off at the pass.
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And the prospect that such a plan might succeed is anathema to a party whose whole philosophy is built around doing just the opposite, of taking from the “takers” and giving to the “job creators,” known to the rest of us as the “rich.” Hence the brinkmanship.
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No, Republicans may be willing to risk economic and financial crisis solely in order to deny essential health care and financial security to millions of their fellow Americans. Let’s hear it for their noble cause!

Noble. Yeah. Yeesh. Lyinsackacrap assholes. But we knew that.

BTW, I am hereby decreeing that when referring to Repugs, "lyinsackacrap" is henceforth ONE WORD. Hey, English is a living language that evolves with the times, unlike Repugs.

Related Update:

Maddowblog

Senate GOPer calls shutdown threat 'the dumbest idea I've ever heard'

The idea was first pushed by one guy. It was Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) who said two weeks ago that he and his party should shut down the entire federal government unless Democrats agree to block all funding of the Affordable Care Act, even if that denies health care coverage to millions of American families.

Then Rubio picked up some friends. The number of Republican senators endorsing this tactic grew, just over the course of two weeks, to 17 -- roughly a third of the Senate GOP caucus -- including members of the Republican leadership. Before long, Club for Growth, Heritage Action, and the Senate Conservatives Fund were all on board, too.

But a funny thing happened on the way to the shutdown: all of a sudden, a fair number of Republicans, including Sen. Richard Burr (R-N.C.), started to realize their party's idea was blisteringly stupid.
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On Wednesday, the number of Republican senators on record with the government-shutdown threat was 17. Yesterday, while the right tried to find new signatories, the number of backers actually dropped to 12 -- Sens. Ayotte, Boozman, Cornyn, Kirk, and Wicker all pulled their support without explanation.

It's like watching a balloon deflate, quietly and slowly.

More like "gasbag" than "balloon" but Rachel is very polite.

Second, if this plan implodes, and I suspect it will, it's going to make Sens. Rubio, Ted Cruz (R-Texas), and Mike Lee (R-Utah) -- the ringleaders of the gambit -- look awfully foolish. They pushed a ridiculous idea, got the base all worked up, received assistance from prominent right-wing activist groups, and even had Rush Limbaugh rallying support for the cause.

If, after all of this, the scheme falls apart, and even gets mocked by their own allies, it will reinforce the impression that these far-right senators are inept show-horses who aren't serious about governing and can't even execute their own bad ideas.

Shorter: we're winning.

Headline of the Day

Florida man shoots neighbor in the face and tells police ‘I only shot a ni**er’

Let's hope that's not enough of a valid defense any more. But it is Florida.

Response to A Coward's Threat

I tripped over this and I'm glad I did.

Published on Jul 24, 2013
Wayne LaPierre has deliberately mobilized an army of haters who seek to destroy the First Amendment to save their sick view of their rights under the Second. A frequent tool in their arsenal is the anonymous threat. This is about one such threat.

Thanks to Tom Diaz.

Unfortunately, this IS America to all too many. Luckily, when all is said and done, more's been said than done. One thing we have never done at the Brain is make threats and we never will. My motto, from Ross Perot of all places, is "Never threaten. Never warn."

Threats from a distance are hollow. They make the threatener a big man in his own eyes but they mean nothing. Threats to my face, stand the fuck by. I'm safe in saying that because cowards don't have the balls. Maybe the lack of common sense enough, but not quite stupid enough. Maybe someday I'll be lucky enough...

Threats don't have to be answered instantly either. They won't know where and they won't know when, but they'll know WHY. Heh.

More about Mr. Diaz here.

101 ways not to raise your kid

If it's Wednesday it must be Morford on raising kids in Bali and Burning Man.

Met a great guy up at Wanderlust Tahoe this year, grizzled and sly, totally Burner-tastic, probably 50 but also sort of ageless, a dead ringer for Ted Nugent except not at all a monstrous libertarian bow-hunting idiot jackass you never want to be anywhere near.

Go read. I don't give a shit how parents raise their kids as long as they don't teach them to hate. Yeah, like that'll happen.

Good-Fucking-Grief Headline of the Day

King: For Every Valedictorian DREAMer, 100 Are ‘Hauling 75 Pounds Of Marijuana’

It's almost literally like shovelling shit against the tide, but until we get rid of idiot congresscritters like King there will be no forward progress whatsoever for our country.

Nadezhda Popova 1921-2013

I had heard of the "Night Witches" but this account of one's life and passing is fascinating. "AF weenie" NOT!

The Telegraph

Nadezhda Popova, who has died aged 91, was a member of an elite corps of Soviet women — known as the “Night Witches” — who fought as bomber pilots in the air war against Germany, and the only one to win three Orders of the Patriotic War for bravery....

In late 1941 Stalin signed an order to establish three all-women Air Force units to be grouped into separate fighter, dive bomber and night bomber regiments. Over the next four years these regiments flew a combined total of more than 30,000 combat sorties and dropped 23,000 tons of bombs. Nadezhda Popova, then aged 19, was one of the first to join the best-known of the three units, the 588th Night Bomber Regiment (later renamed the 46th Taman Guards Night Bomber Aviation Regiment).

The 588th was not well equipped. Wearing hand-me-down uniforms from male pilots, the women flew 1920s-vintage Polikarpov PO-2 two-seater biplanes, which consisted of fabric strung over a plywood frame, and lacked all but the most rudimentary instruments.

There was no radio; navigation was done with a stopwatch and a map. The planes carried no guns, no parachutes and had only enough weight allowance to take two bombs, forcing the pilots to make multiple sorties (Nadezhda Popova once flew 18 in a single night), returning to base each time to collect more bombs, which were released with a wire cable jury-rigged to the wings.
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It was the cold that she recalled more than anything else: “When the wind was strong it would toss the plane. In winter when you’d look out to see your target better, you got frostbite, our feet froze in our boots, but we carried on flying.” There was no time for fear: “You had to focus on the target and think how you could hit it. There was no time to give way to emotions... Those who gave in were gunned down and they were burned alive in their craft as they had no parachutes.”
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She decided to volunteer as a bomber pilot after her home was taken over by the invading Germans and her brother, Leonid, was killed at the front: “He was 20 and had never even kissed a girl,” she recalled. “My mother sobbed, 'That damn Hitler.’ I saw the German aircraft flying along our roads filled with people who were leaving their homes, firing at them with their machine guns... they blasted our school.”

After the war she returned to her work as a flying instructor.

In addition to her other decorations, she was awarded the Soviet Medal of Honour; the Order of Friendship; the Order of Lenin; and the Order of the Red Banner (three times).

She is survived by her son, now a general in the Belarussian Air Force.

From her Wikipedia page:

The regiment was called "Nachthexen" (Night Witches) by the Germans "because the whooshing noise their plywood and canvas airplanes made reminded the Germans of the sound of a witch’s broomstick."

Right before she flew it up their, er, heinies. Heh.

Fly on Nadezhda. The choice of flying machines is yours.

Yo, Fat Tony, time to go...

A tip o' the Brain to The Political Garbage Chute.

Scalia blames Holocaust on liberal judicial activism

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, an avowed conservative and self-styled “originalist” in his interpretations of the law, reportedly told the Utah State Bar Association on Saturday that he’s okay with discussing whether orgies relieve social tension and claimed that judicial activism in Germany was partially to blame for the rise of the Nazi regime and the Holocaust.

Word of Scalia’s claims comes by way of The Aspen Times, which reports that Scalia’s speech was titled, “Mullahs of the West: Judges as Moral Arbiters.”
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The Aspen Times added that Scalia opened his speech with a clear analogy to Germany in the years before the Nazi Party — during a time Scalia believed Germany to be “the most advanced country in the world” much like the U.S. today. Judges then, he contended, were very open to new interpretations of the law, also like the U.S. today.

"Much like the US today" Inadvertently perceptive and for all the wrong reasons just like then.

Time for the rocking chair, Tony, before you fuck up much else around here.

Has the G.O.P. Gone Off the Deep End?

The short answer, of course, is "yup". The Gray Lady, many links:

Doherty, no liberal, is representative of the growing strength on the right of the view that the Republican Party has gone off the deep end.

“Their rigidity is killing them. It’s either holy purity, or you are anathema,” Tom Korologos, a premier Republican lobbyist and the ambassador to Belgium under George W. Bush, said in a phone interview. “Too many ideologues have come in. You don’t win by what they are doing.”

Good, but I wish they'd hurry up and lose. And shut up and go away.

The Republican Party is becoming less and less like a traditional political party in a representative democracy and becoming more like an apocalyptic cult, or one of the intensely ideological authoritarian parties of 20th century Europe.

Why do the names "Hitler" and "Mussolini" come to mind? Hmmmmm...

McInturff put his finger on the problem: House Republicans are invested in their own re-election and not in the long-term viability of their party. Those who put the lowest priority on presidential politics are those most worried about a primary challenge from the right, and it is this cohort that forms the backbone of the Tea Party faction in the House — the cohort most wedded to nativism, intolerance and hostility to the poor. These are the members nudging the Republican Party over the cliff.

Follow the lemmings...

There is a striking correlation between the rise of conservative talk radio and the difficulties of the Republican Party in presidential elections.

...and take Limpbaugh et al with you...

A part of the Republican problem lies in the party’s disproportionate dependence on white Southern voters. These voters are well to the right of the rest of the nation, and they elect the dominant block of hard-right conservatives in the House. Of the 234 Republican members of the House, 97 — two-fifths — come from the 11 Confederate states, and these 97 are almost uniformly opposed to negotiation of any kind with Democrats.

It is the Southern conservatives who, along with their Northern Tea Party colleagues, seek to kill immigration reform and who insisted on removing the food stamp program from the recently passed Farm Bill.

These members of the House are what Feehery describes as “nostalgia” Republicans who define conservatism as “the ability to fight progress.” They produce a flood of statements and declarations that Bobby Jindal, the governor of Louisiana, calls “offensive and bizarre” and that he claims are turning his party into “the stupid party.”

And a fine mess they've made of it too.

The Republican Party is struggling to resolve the conflict between its pragmatic establishment wing and its ideological-suicidal wing. Speaking right after President Obama’s re-election, Haley Barbour, a former governor of Mississippi and a former chairman of the Republican National Committee, summarized the party’s problem succinctly. At a meeting in Las Vegas of the Republican Governors Association, Barbour said: “We’ve got to give our political organizational activity a very serious proctology exam. We need to look everywhere.”

Heh. Sorry 'bout the visual. Shoulda warned ya! Good luck for them to find someone with a strong enough stomach to do that! I'll wait for the autopsy. Soon, I hope.