Liberalism does equal family vaules

From the great Bob Geiger:

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Gee, let's see, just off the top of my head, these are some of my values:

Number One: Treating others the way you yourself would want to be treated

Equality for all

Protection of privacy

Security for the country

A healthy environment

Telling the truth

Caring for others, especially those less fortunate than you - giving to charities like Habitat for Humanity

Health care for all

A fair and balanced government

Separation of Church and State

Freedom of Religion

The right to dissent

Freedom of Speech

I'd like to know which of these are not family values, and why.

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Conservative 'Family Values' = Fuck everybody but me.

And just a note: Didja ever see somebody and swear you know 'em from somewhere? I know I recognize Bob from somewhere and it's making me nuts. I'm praying it wasn't that gay bar in ... never mind.