Better than The Onion

That would be the great Neil Shakespeare:

Scotty McClellan is now resorting to the 'He's ain't heavy. He's just retarded!' gambit in defense of the president.

"It's not his fault that he's so stupid," said McClellan. "I demand an apology! And don't use that word 'stupid' like I just did. The president, as we all know, is 'mentally challenged'. He doesn't know anything about what's going on around him. He is completely innocent.

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