Thursday, November 9, 2006

Location, location, location ...

I've been thinking (since we clinched the Senate last night) of an appropriate place to build the gallows. You know, for a time when the trials are over. I came up with a few places.

The National Mall, Washington, DC - Nation's capitol and all the shit that goes with it.

Mount Vernon - George Washington's home as a sacrifice for tarnishing the reputation of the great nation he helped build.

Monticello - Thomas Jefferson's home for the same reasons.

Braintree, MA - The home of John Adams, for he hated tyrants more than any of the other Founders.

Arlington National Cemetary - So the last thing they see are the markers for the sons and daughters they sent here.

Your thoughts?

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