Dear Republican staffer,
As you know, the last election cycle has left many of you looking for employment.
We are hiring.
We know many of you are patriotic Americans who long to serve their country, and take great pride in the country and it's ideals.
I'll be honest, we need more Marines. We need the kind of men and women who want to serve this country, and often face danger.
Having served the Congress, you know the peril we face. Without your help, all of our work and effort in the war on terror may come to naught.
We need you to join the fight. Anyone between 17-35 can enlist in the Marines, although we prefer enlistees by 27 or 28. We will consider older candidates.
Those interested can get more information at www.marines.com
We have information on becoming a commissioned officer for college graduates. The Marines need new, dedicated officers like you.
We hope you consider joining the Marine Corps as your next career option.
Semper Fi,
Col. D. Michael Clayburn
Recruiting, USMC
And take the College Republicans with you!
But seriously, Colonel, given the difficulty involved in installing a spine in former Republitard staffers, the College Repuglicans, and the 101st Fighting Keyboarders, let alone trying to make Marines out of 'em, you'd be better off spending your money on a bucket of oily rags.
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