Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Iraqi Farmers Now Growing Opium Instead of Rice
Transition to democracy nearly complete.

Bush Defends Immigration Plan, Gonzales
Says if it weren't for immigration we wouldn't have Gonzales.

New Forensic Analysis Confirms Oswald Didn't Act Alone
Findings should put matter to rest.

Yeah, like that'll happen!

Secretive Carlyle Group Will Sell Shares to Public
Membership in Illuminati not included.

Executive Order Gives Bush Authority To Seize Absolute Power
Slay enemies, seize their assets, sit on throne.

Democrats Express Sympathy for McCain's Anger Management Problems
Must constantly deal with other Republicans.

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