Friday, July 27, 2007

Don't worry, Bob...

Think Progress

“I’m 76 years old, and pretty soon I’m going to a place where there are no blogs,” said conservative pundit Robert Novak at an American Spectator breakfast on Thursday morning. Speaking of the land beyond, Novak added, “All presidents look better after they’re dead, and George W. Bush can count on that.”

Heh. There won't be any blogs where you're going, Bob - the heat renders computers inoperable. You'll like it there, though - all your friends will be there. All sweaty, with acres of fat fish-belly-white flab, in Speedos. Good visual, huh?

I hope Bush looks his best real soon.

In all fairness to Bob "Douchebag for Liberty" Novak, if he hadn't outted Valerie Plame we might not be where we are in terms of public knowledge of the administration's deceit and criminality in starting the Iraq clusterfuck. He did us a favor.

Yes, that's an "attaboy" for Novak. Remember, though, that one "aw shit!" wipes out ten thousand "attaboys". He's still goin' to Hell.

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