A plan to drop Guantanamo detainees smack in the middle of Kansas is drawing broad support from Democrats and civil rights groups.
But not everyone is happy.
Least of all, the detainees!
On the one hand, what better place to put religious fanatics?
On the other hand, it's a good thing they have no Constitutional rights. This would be a clear violation of the 8th Amendment.
No word yet if Fred Phelps is to be named their chaplain...
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Chuckle. Snort. Clean keyboard...