Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Let's play 'Zap the Chimp'!

Yahoo! News

PHILADELPHIA - Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich questioned President Bush's mental health in light of comments he made about a nuclear Iran precipitating World War III.

"I seriously believe we have to start asking questions about his mental health," Kucinich, an Ohio congressman, said in an interview with The Philadelphia Inquirer's editorial board on Tuesday. "There's something wrong. He does not seem to understand his words have real impact."

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Great idea, but my idea for 'shock therapy' for the Chimp involves an old Model T Ford coil, or one of those hand-cranked magnetos that make the rounds in tourist cantinas in Mexico, and a set of jumper cables with very small alligator clips capable of attaching to his raisin-like testicles.

The only reason I can think of to put the 'trodes on his head would be to watch the pretty arc across the high resistance gap between his ears.

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