Need a scary last-minute costume idea? Terrify your friends and family by dressing up as a member of the Right Wing this Halloween.
Go see. These'll scare the crap out of ya.
On a related note, it is reported that Bush is related to Vlad the Impaler. The rumor is, and I know because I started it, that in honor of this relationship, Bush's costume for tonight will be old-fashioned Romanian evening wear with a huge black strap-on (fitting, I think, given his style of governance) and he will trick-or-treat as "Count Cockula".
Believe it or don't, I did not make up that costume idea. I've seen it.