Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Bush, Maliki Agree on Long-Term U.S. Presence in Iraq
We'll stay as long as there's oil.

Europe Faces New Wave of Illegal Immigration
Undocumented Americans taking jobs Europeans won't do, sending euros back to families in U.S.

Administration Lowers Expectations of Political Progress in Iraq
A theocratic state aligned with our enemies now “best case scenario.”

Study Links Bad Behavior in Youth to Career Problems Later
Unless your father’s friends buy you a baseball team.

Report: D.C. Has Highest Rate of AIDS in Nation
Lawmakers who frequent prostitutes call for immediate action.