Is this thing on?

The candidate who is aware of the intarwebs can't figure out a cell phone:

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Someone hummed a ditty into the phone. More minutes passed. Finally, at 3:18, McCain came back on the line. "Where did you lose me?" he asked.

"We lost you at the very beginning," he was told. "You gave your whole speech and you didn’t know you weren’t connected to us."

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Senility - shoulda got used to it with Reagan, ya damn kids!