Thursday, June 26, 2008

Synchronized Flush To Honor Bush

A coupla months back I posted about the proposed George W. Bush Sewage Plant in Frisco. Here's a follow-up from WaPo via Blue Oregon:

Reagan has his highways. Lincoln has his memorial. Washington has the capital (and a state, too). But President Bush may soon be the sole president to have a memorial named after him that you can contribute to from the bathroom.

The plan, naturally hatched in a bar, would place a vote on the November ballot to provide “an appropriate honor for a truly unique president.”

It's good to hear that sometimes alcohol is a lubricant for the thought processes instead of just 'stupid oil'!

The renaming would take effect on Jan. 20, when the new president is sworn in. And regardless of the measure’s outcome, supporters plan to commemorate the inaugural with a synchronized flush of hundreds of thousands of San Francisco toilets, an action that would send a flood of water toward the plant, now called the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant.

Yes, a moving wall of crap would definitely be "an appropriate honor for a truly unique president". It will be a wonderful, er, relief to be able to contribute to it the next time I'm in EssEff.

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