Bush Wants to Use Diplomacy With Iran
Will rename aircraft carrier “U.S.S. Diplomacy.”
Consumer Confidence Index Hits Bottom
Nobody thinks things will improve, ever.
FDA: Salmonella Outbreak Might Not Be Caused by Tomatoes After All
Consumers advised not to eat anything until further notice.
Audit: Justice Dept. Hired on Ideological Basis
If you believed in justice, you weren't hired.
High Court Slashes Exxon Valdez Spill Punitive Damages
Says ExxonMobil has "suffered enough."
Hollywood Braces for Possible Actors' Strike
Starbucks braces for glut of baristas.
Physicist: Tiny Chance Atom Smasher Will Create All-Consuming Death Star
Still, you should put on hold any plans beyond August.
No problema. I ain't got any plans past the next ten minutes...
No comments:
Post a Comment