Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Oh, the irony...Post-election Special Edition

Ironic Times

OBAMA WINS BIG!
Promises to take country in new direction: forward.

McCain: Election Loss is Bittersweet
Bet all his wife's money on Obama.

DIVERSE REACTIONS TO OBAMA'S STUNNING VICTORY
Comments pour in from across the political spectrum.

Todd Palin: “Time to secede.”

Michelle Obama: “For the second time in my life I'm proud of my country.”

Joe the Plumber: “Don't blame me, I didn't vote.”

Bill Clinton: “I always said he could win.”

Rev. Wright: “Goddamn, America — way to go!.”

Joe Lieberman: “He was my second choice.”

William Ayers: “Barack who?”

Joe McCain: “Call 911 — this is an emergency.”

M. Ahmadinejad: “Allah be praised. Let's do lunch.”

Malia & Sasha Obama: “We're going to Disneyland!”

Unemployment Rate Jumps
As thousands of pundits are laid off.

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