Monday, February 9, 2009

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

PAKISTAN RELEASES A.Q. KHAN FROM HOUSE ARREST
Man considered world's biggest nuclear proliferator says he “can't wait to get back to work.”

Saudi Arabia Has 11 Ex-Gitmo Prisoners on Most Wanted List Despite Extremist Reeducation Classes
Apparently, “Death to Israel 101” didn't help.

Senators Desperately Looking for Programs Which Could Be Cut
Will meet aboard one of 11 aircraft carriers currently protecting us from Japan.

Kellogg's Drops Michael Phelps for Smoking Pot at Party with Friends
Maker of children's cereals loaded with sugar, trans fats and other unhealthful ingredients says he's “not consistent with the image of Kellogg.”

CORRECTION

Last week, due to a typo, we reported that President Obama had assembled "the most ethnically diverse cabinet in history." It should have said ethically diverse. We regret the error.

And in the 'there's hope for me yet' dept.:

Protein Injections Shown to Reverse Effects of Alzheimer's in Mice
Could lead to gramps wising up again after years of ridicule.

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