Wednesday, September 9, 2009

But you can have Bush ...

Love me some Texas:

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Denied the chance to view a peptalk from the historic President of the United States, fifth graders will be taking time off from school to listen to gibbering drooler Tokie McCokespoon, who will appear with his wife Pickles Stepford and that manly example of all that is good in America: greasy, arrogant asshole and criminal-coddler Jerry Jones.

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Can we just move all the Republicans to Texas? I'm willing to pay for their health care and anything else they want as long as they stay there and leave the rest of us thinking people alone. They can be like the safari exhibits at the the theme parks, you know, in their natural habitat with the rest of their herd. We wouldn't let them out (high, electrified fence ... with a moat ... and machine gun emplacements ... and ...) but when we needed to get a dose of stupid we could take the tour and then go back to the normal world where we had single-payer health care, no 'vanity wars', and sane government.

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