He's ours???

Maru finds out Glenn Beck's hometown wanted to honor him:

Mayor of Glenn Beck's hometown to present him with key to city during ‘Closeted Neonazi Loon Glenn Beck Day.’ Winner of the Biggest KKK Hat contest to be awarded tomorrow.

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Seems the idea wasn't popular with most of the town fathers:

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Fun fact: when Mayor Bud Norris asked the City Council members if they wanted tickets to the event, "six of the seven declined."

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Ha-ha! [/Muntz]