Monday, September 28, 2009

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Administration Scrambles as Gitmo Shutdown Deadline Nears
Best idea so far: give each prisoner a cab and a map of Manhattan.

Study: Teens With Own Cars Have More Crashes
Parents: best study ever.

Uninsured 40% More Likely to Die
"More likely to die" now considered pre-existing condition.

More Simultaneously Watch TV, Use Internet
Text, eat, masturbate while driving.

I don't wanna know how they steer the thing...

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