Report: Company Inscribing Bible Quotes on Its Military Gun Sights
To be used in war against religious extremists.
Study: Only Eleven Minutes of Actual Action in NFL Games
Remaining two hours, forty-nine minutes made up of milling about, arguing, waiting for stretcher.
All-White Basketball League's First Season Begins in June
League's founder already being called “the Abe Saperstein of racism.”
??? ~ News Quiz ~ ???
The Supreme Court held that restrictions in McCain-Feingold on how much money a corporation can spend to influence elections are unconstitutional because:
A ) a giant corporation is legally the same as “a natural person.”
B ) giant corporations have feelings, too.
C ) corporations don’t have enough influence on elected officials yet.
Hint: there are one or two members of Congress still up for sale.
Carnival Bans Cougars, Cubs From Cruises
But not elderly gentlemen traveling with their nieces.
Can't say as I blame 'em. Older ladies travelling with younger men spend too much time in their cabins and not enough in the shops, exactly the opposite of elderly gentlemen who have more time to spend money on their nieces...
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