It seemed obvious, as soon as the commission’s membership was announced, that “bipartisanship” would mean what it so often does in Washington: a compromise between the center-right and the hard-right.
# 10) Cutting free movies when seniors volunteer for the Soylent Green Program.
# 9) Free toothpick in every tenth can of Friskies.
A hollow promise. Most seniors don't need toothpicks and they will only be able to afford the store brand anyway, not the premium brands like Friskies.
I like this one:
7) Presidential debates to be waged between the two nominees with a single broken pool cue in an alley.
Heh. Me'n Fixer've got a shot!
"Oh, the irony" Update:
Shorter: The rich will get richer and everybody else is gonna get screwed. Business as usual.