I can relate...

From a good article in Newsweek, mostly about his work in Sudan, George Clooney on why he won't get into elective politics:

“I f--ked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth.”

And were he to take leave of his senses and run for office:

"...’That’s gonna be my campaign slogan: ‘I drank the bong water.’?”

He rides a Triumph too. I like this guy.