Republicans End Debt Talks with Democrats
Begin talks with Fox News.
President Says He's Withdrawing 33,000 Troops From Afghanistan
Hiring 33,000 mercenaries to replace them.
Experts: Oceans Heading For Mass Extinctions
First sign: H. Salt Fish & Chips now H. Salt Chips.
Japanese Shocked to Learn Pop Star Actually Computer Generated
Shock compounded when she releases sex tape.