Friday, July 1, 2011

"You can go to hell - I'm going to Texas!"

Hell? Texas? Mox nix.


Frontiersman Davy Crockett once said "You can go to hell - I'm going to Texas!"

The New York Daily News is reporting that former Fox News Channel host Glenn Beck is relocating to the Lone Star State in the wake of his departure from the cable news world.

The perfect place for him. Now let's get started on building a wall around it. Or give that place back to Mexico and let them deal with it.


BadTux said...

And General Phil Sheridan once said, “If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent Texas and live in Hell”. The climate is worse in Hell, but the company is better.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Gordon said...

Sheridan knew.

Anonymous said...

The geniuses that built "The Fence" stranded some Americans (just accidental that most were of Latino descent) on the south side of the fence in south Texas.

I'll chip in to buy out the Latinos and give Glen his own little pity place. He could continue the old border station traditions.

I remember the booming bordertown radio stations in the 50s and 60s that used to fire up at night and drench north america with commercials for tent show medicine and religion.

Bless Wolfman Jack for making it a little brighter. I don't care if he did take payola.