Saturday, July 30, 2011

How you know you failed a breathalyzer test

Going back through four days of emails, there was a buncha stuff from my pal Rknee.

Thanks to elfturtle.

Some great quotes:

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'

- Eleanor Roosevelt

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

- Groucho Marx

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

- Alex Levine

And this one which once again proves itself as we speak:

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

- Will Rogers

This interesting photo:

I wonder how he turns the headlight on? Gives her some acid?


Fixer said...

... failed a breathalyzer test ...

Priceless! Heh ...

BadTux said...

Hmm. Saying "drunk Russians" is like saying "stupid teabaggers". It's sort of redundant ;).

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin