Thanks to elfturtle.
Some great quotes:
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
And this one which once again proves itself as we speak:
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers
This interesting photo:
I wonder how he turns the headlight on? Gives her some acid?