How you know you failed a breathalyzer test

Going back through four days of emails, there was a buncha stuff from my pal Rknee.

Thanks to elfturtle.

Some great quotes:

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'

- Eleanor Roosevelt
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

- Groucho Marx
...

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

- Alex Levine

And this one which once again proves itself as we speak:

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

- Will Rogers

This interesting photo:



I wonder how he turns the headlight on? Gives her some acid?