STRONG SALES REPORTED ON BLACK FRIDAY
Based on higher-than-expected number of people trampled per store.
Pope: Jesus Born Years Earlier Than ThoughtCat'lick Choich, meet John McCain. Two irrelevant anachronisms that ought to go rock on the porch.
Long before God even met Mary.
Romney Visits Disneyland
After long campaign, says he's glad to “get back to reality.”
Pundits: Jeb Bush Could Win GOP Nomination in 2016Fine. He can be the next Repug loser.
If he changes his name.