White House May Come Down Hard on Guns
A ban on sales of shoulder-mounted missiles to teenagers contemplated.
Artist Creates Clothes That Hide Wearer From DronesMake up your own "fatass fatwa" jokes.
They're flying off the shelves at Waziristan's Walmart.
Ohio Family Complains of Flammable Tap Water
But pay their gas and water bills with one check.
Nobody Elected to Baseball Hall of Fame
“I didn't expect it,” says Jerry Nobody, who never batted above .243, but tested negative for steroids.