Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Residents in Washington, D.C. Looking Forward to Significant Crime Reduction in August
When Congress leaves town.

GAO: USDA Has Paid Out Millions to Dead Farmers
To stay competitive with foreign dead farmers.

"Yeah, Gramps stinks. We'd bury him but we want his check."

Manning Acquitted on Aiding the Enemy
But still faces up to 136 years for making the government look bad.

Limbaugh Losing His Radio Outlet
You'll still be able to hear him within a couple of blocks of his house.

There goes the neighborhood...

New Zealand Man Building 3-D Printed Aston Martin
To tool around town with his inflatable woman.