Despite Rumors, Vatican Says Pope Not in Danger From MafiaThey'll make 'em an offer they can't refuse - eternity in hell. Heh.
“Our boys can handle their boys,” says Cardinal Fungi, in charge of Holy See security.
Christie Half Way To Weight-Loss Goal
After losing 200 pounds.
New Evidence Dogs Originated 20- 30,000 Years Ago in EuropeFamous last words - Watch this! Here kitty kitty...
After efforts to domesticate saber-toothed tigers ended in tragedy.
Study: PG-13 Films Now More Violent Than RSounds about right.
Shooting people with assault weapons ok; using bad words offensive.