Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Europe

This is very important and very good news. From Ezra at Pandagon:

Earlier today, Jesse pointed us to this Financial Times article in which Germany begins, uh, questioning how firm their commitment to staying out of Iraq is. It's important enough that I want to reemphasize it and point a couple of things out,

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As I've said before, I spent a good portion of my life living in Germany and I know the Germans. The reason they've been so uncooperative about Iraq is our Moron in Chief, not the fact of Iraq itself. How much you wanna bet that if Kerry gets elected, there'll be a brigade of German infantry or two in Iraq by springtime, maybe some French Foreign Legion too. Mark my words.

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In an interview with the Financial Times, [German Defense Minister] Mr Struck departed from his government’s resolve not to send troops to Iraq under any circumstances, saying: “At present I rule out the deployment of German troops in Iraq. In general, however, there is no one who can predict developments in Iraq in such a way that he could make a such a binding statement [about the future].”

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Update: 16:00:

Matt Yglesias has something to say on this too.

Pussy

USA - Fearing for the safety of his staff from terrorism, Senator Mark Dayton has shut down his Washington office and moved back to Minnesota.

Dayton made the decision after seeing an intelligence report on national security presented by Majority Leader Bill Frist.Senator Dayton says the Washington office will be closed until after the election is over.

Senator Norm Coleman meanwhile says his office will stay open.Coleman's chief of staff says closing a Senate office sends the wrong message to the American people.


I give a shit that he's a Dem. He's still a fucking pussy ass bitch. Hope the Party finds someone else to support when his time is up.

Teufulfrau Cheney

Commentary on Lynne (Porn Queen) Cheney's recent order to burn (or otherwise destroy) History textbooks which contained material she didn't like. From the LATimes.

One of the marks of authoritarian regimes is their effort to stop the spread of knowledge and free speech. In May 1933, Nazi sympathizers in Berlin burned 20,000 "degenerate" books, many of them written by Jews and anti-fascists such as Albert Einstein, Bertolt Brecht and Franz Kafka. Here at home, slaveholders were so frightened by the power of the word that throughout the antebellum South legislatures made it a crime to teach slaves to read and write.

Now, Lynne Cheney, Vice President Dick Cheney's wife and the former head of the National Endowment for the Humanities, has placed herself in the company of dictators and slaveholders. At her urging, the Education Department destroyed more than 300,000 copies of a booklet designed to help parents and children learn more about America's past.

What Cheney really opposes is the prominent place that "social history" has assumed over the last 30 years. Known among its practitioners as "history from the bottom up," social historians argue that American history has too often been taught as the history of famous white men, political parties and industrialists

Destroying books that disagree with one's vision of history will never take us closer to truth and freedom. As President Eisenhower warned Dartmouth College graduates in June 1953: "Don't think you're going to conceal faults by concealing evidence that they ever existed." His words remain true today.

This administration, and all those connected to it, are scared to death of this country coming "closer to truth and freedom". It's as if they wished that the clock had stopped in the 1950's, before there was much public awareness of government malfeasance and lying, not to mention the subjugation of citizens based on color or national origin. You can't turn back the clock, and why would you want to (except to get a Chevy Nomad cheap)?

Why do they hate America so much? Or is it that they think the American dream is only for rich white people?

GOP Firm Shreds Dem Voter Registrations

Got this one from Daily Kos. There is no limit to how low Republicans will go to keep that chimp and his criminal cabal in power.

Employees of a private voter registration company allege that hundreds, perhaps thousands of voters who may think they are registered will be rudely surprised on election day. The company claims hundreds of registration forms were thrown in the trash.

Two former workers say they personally witnessed company supervisors rip up and trash registration forms signed by Democrats

On the bright side, however, this does show how desperate the bastards are. There's a brand new Nevada State Prison in Lovelock (I always liked that name. Got a ticket there once for passing a guided missile on the right) that's never been opened. Compassionate conservatism at its best. I'd love to see it populated with felonious wingnuts. They'd probably have to expand it on the second day due to overcrowding.

Update: 10:05OWT

You can see the actual video news report on KLAS-TV, Las Vegas.

Note: When the news person says "Washoe County", that means Reno. Reno is 500 miles and a world apart from Lost Wages.

Thanks to posters Brian A. and Factchecker at South Knox Bubba.

Endorsement

You see what's at stake when a non-profit puts its status on the line. From tgirsch at Lean Left:

For the first time in the organization's history, Planned Parenthood has endorsed a candidate for president: John Kerry. They've got two new ads highlighting this fact. But I do wonder what this means for PPH's tax-exempt status. As I understand it, their political arm, which is not non-profit, is responsible for the endorsement, but I don't think their announcements do enough to differentiate the PAC from the non-profit organization. I'm no attorney, but the law on non-profits and their related PAC arms seems fuzzy to me.

Many moons ago, the Sierra Club willingly sacrificed its tax-exempt status to endorse a presidential candidate. I wouldn't be terribly surprised to see Planned Parenthood do the same.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Bubba does New York

Bubba's been in NYC the last couple days and he's plastered pics all over his site. Go see.

Bush-Cheney Aggies?

I just saw this on "Crossfire" a few minutes ago. They were broadcasting from Arizona State in Tempe in preparation for tomorrow night's debate. Paul Begala's guest was Congressman Pastor (D-AZ). Behind them were a bunch of students holding up mostly Kerry-Edwards signs. Right in the middle, behind Rep. Pastor, was one sign that stood out: Bush-Cheney Farm & Ranch Team. BC-FART. The sign was in green and gold, which I assume to be ASU colors, not red, white, and blue. I suspect a student prank. I had to point it out to the Mrs. Subtle enough to get on TV.

Surprise!

Jon Carroll in the Ess Eff Chron on the "October Surprise."

The last idea mentioned by multiple humans was best expressed by this short note from Steve Fox of McKinleyville (Humboldt County): "Your column implies there will be an election in November. Surprise!"

The speculative October surprises take many forms; we have yet to declare a winner, and we'd rather there weren't one.

We shall see. When the other shoe drops, it will be obvious but "plausibly deniable".

Probably Not Coming To A Theater Near You

Only in San Francisco. A Bush tell-all from the Ess Eff Chronicle..

Safe in the underground hideout of her rescuers, sloshed on sherry and stripped to her underwear, Laura Bush promises to reveal a twisted right-wing White House conspiracy that "makes the Kennedy assassination look like a speed bump." And she does.

...spills the beans on everything from the evil neo-cons to what it means when Condi Rice "debriefs" George.

That may be more than I need to know.

Campaign poster


Stole it from WTF Is It Now?? Appropos of everything.

Blowin' In The Wind

All Marlon Brando fans will want to read about his final resting place in this article in the LATimes.
That's just Brando blowing through

A Good Send-Off. Yikes!

My Child Bride just sent me this joke by e-mail and I felt I had to share:

Cardiologist Funeral

A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A
huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was
rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
beautiful heart forever. At that point one of the mourners burst into
laughter. When confronted, he said "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my
own funeral. I'm a gynecologist." At that point, the proctologist
fainted.

Saudi Women

I think all the writers and journalists that I usually steal from are having Writer's Block. Maybe it's just No News Is Good News. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Following up on Fixer's post, here's some more stuff on the way Saudi women are treated from the LATimes:

Saudi Interior Minister Prince Nayif ibn Abdulaziz, a rock among the hard-liners, announced Sunday that women would not take part in municipal elections next year. The balloting had been billed as a major step toward breaking the shackles of autocratic rule, and there had been hints that women might get to vote.

U.S. forces and international aid groups poured lives, money and effort into helping Afghan women vote. Washington's silence regarding Saudi women is deafening.

Of course they're silent.If Bush is elected, his Supremes might reverse Woman Suffrage along with everything else they intend to repeal to plunge the Nation back into darkness.

If only Ignorant White Men have the vote, Republicans have a lock.

Lesbians

As a red-blooded American male, I like lesbians. I've found out that I'm a lesbian myself. Hell, I like doing the same things to a woman they do. This morning, Jesus' General figures out a way to deal with the growing problem in Oklahoma.

The Republican Senate candidate in Oklahoma warns of "rampant" lesbianism in some schools in the state in a tape released Monday by his Democratic opponent.

[. . .]

In the tape released by the campaign of Brad Carson, the Democratic candidate, Coburn says a campaign worker from Coalgate told him that "lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us?" [via Kos]


Why couldn't I have gone to that school?

Loose Nukes

Lambert at Corrente has been hammering this since we went into Iraq.

UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - Equipment and materials that could be used to make nuclear weapons are disappearing from Iraq but neither Baghdad nor Washington appears to have noticed, the U.N. nuclear watchdog agency reported on Monday.

Satellite imagery shows that entire buildings in Iraq have been dismantled. They once housed high-precision equipment that could help a government or terror group make nuclear bombs, the International Atomic Energy Agency said in a report to the U.N. Security Council.

[. . .]

While some military goods that disappeared from Iraq after the March 2003 U.S.-led invasion, including missile engines, later turned up in scrap yards in the Middle East and Europe, none of the equipment or material known to the IAEA as potentially useful in making nuclear bombs has turned up yet, ElBaradei said.

The equipment -- including high-precision milling and turning machines and electron-beam welders -- and materials -- such as high-strength aluminum -- were tagged by the IAEA years ago, as part of the watchdog agency's shutdown of Iraq's nuclear program. U.N. inspectors then monitored the sites until their evacuation from Iraq just before the war.

The United States barred the inspectors' return after the war, preventing the IAEA from keeping tabs on the equipment and materials up to the present day. [my emphasis]

[. . .]


So all you people still think Bush knows what he's doing? Still think he's the best person to fight the 'War on Terra' (thanks to DemVet)? If you do, you're a fucking idiot. Remember CondoLIEzza Rice talking about mushroom clouds? Yeah, it'll happen, but thanks to President Ineptitude, not Saddam Hussein.

Monday, October 11, 2004

With us or against us

While Bush goes on about the little girls in Afghanistan who are now able to go to school, his buttboy in Saudi Arabia doesn't allow women to vote. From the BBC:

The Saudi interior minister has said women will not be allowed to vote in the country's municipal elections starting in February 2005.

In response to a question about women's getting the vote, Prince Nayef bin Sultan said simply: "I don't think that women's participation is possible."

[. . .]

Saudi Arabia is an absolute monarchy, governed according to a highly conservative interpretation of Islamic Sharia law.

[. . .]

Women in the kingdom live with highly circumscribed rights. They are, for example, not permitted to travel unaccompanied by male relatives or allowed to drive.


It's amazing how resolute Bush is, yet he can hold his friends to a different standard. Bandar and the rest of the Saudi Royal Family should be under the executioner's blade for what they've done to their people, yet Bandar vacations with Bush in Crawford. I guess Bush figures that a Fundamentalist monarchy would be okay for this country. A Fundamentalist Christian monarchy that is.

Thanks to Kos for the link.

NYC Makeover

To all my friends in The Big Apple, Help Is On The Way. Check out your future at The LaLa Times.

"Don't get us wrong: We always loved New York for those cute skyscrapers," says design team head Sandra O'Sanderson, "but they're so 20th century. It just felt too juvenile, obvious and 'hey, look at me!...

Other changes included a personal makeover of Lady Liberty (tossing aside her old judicial garb in favor of bolder, more revealing attire), a new look and feel for the Empire State Building (featuring gigantic neon-lit King Kong statues), a much needed re-vamp of Wall Street (now closer to Rodeo Drive), and a dozen more freeways throughout Manhattan (to go with the flow).

This is the kind of shit I come up with when I'm jist hangin'.

A Little Humor

Well, it's a slow news day, the wifey is home in honor of The Dead White Man Who Discovered A Place To Sell Slaves, and I'm takin' it easy just jokin' around the web. Here's a couple from All Hat, No Cattle's joke page:

Post Turtle : A country doctor is suturing a laceration on the hand of an old farmer. Old man: "All you need to know about politics is that young Bush is a post turtle." Doctor: "Oh? What is a post turtle?" Old man: "When yer driving down a country road, and ya come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top? That's a post turtle. Ya know he didn't get there by himself, he don't belong there, he cain't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help take the poor thang down."

Stick of DuPont's Best at the bottom of the post oughta do it.

Balloon Ride : George W. Bush takes his fancy new hot air balloon out for a ride. After soaring over the country side for an hour he realizes he is lost. After spotting a young girl on a farm below he descended and shouted, "Hey little girl, can you help me? I promised a friend an hour ago I would meet him, but I don't know where I am." The young girl replies, "You are in a hot air balloon over my daddy's corn field making a racket and scaring the chickens!" Peeved, Bush says, "Your daddy must be a Democrat." "He is," says the girl, "but how did you know that?" "Well," answers Bush, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I still have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. You aren't being much help." The girl below responds, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replies Bush, "but how did you know?" "Well," says the girl, "You're way up there full of hot air looking down on the world, you don't know where you're at and you don't know where you're going. You promised something to somebody you can't deliver on, and you were in this spot before we met but somehow your predicament is all my fault."

Well, yeah, if you're a liberal. How'd you get out of the museum, anyway?

Berchdesgarten in Autumn

When my mom used to tell me about growing up in Nazi Germany I was incredulous. "Why did people let Hitler come to power?" I would ask her. "Didn't they know he was a dictator?"

And she explained the situation in Germany at the time just before Hitler took over. A once-mighty power was brought to its knees after World War 1. Having to pay reparations to the Allies, having to absorb the entire cost of the war, the German economy was shot. Inflation ran rampant; a 50,000 Mark note would only buy a loaf of bread, and people were unemployed and starving. Hitler gave the people someone to blame for their predicament. Not the Allied nations, for publicly decrying them would have brought too much attention on Germany, a poor, defenseless Germany. Instead he blamed the Jews.

The Jews were taking over the economy, the Jews were swindling the German people of their meager savings, and a whole host of other sins. Not true, of course, but when people are desperate, they will believe anything. (Why do you think the Islamic Fundamentalists are so popular today? When people are hopless, they will follow anyone who gives them the promise of better.) Eventually, the blame was placed on anyone who was not a 'true German'. Auslander they were called, anyone who was not of pure German parentage.

As I say repeatedly, things here are very similar. George Bush and his Brownshirts have identified the people to blame. Liberals, gays, people with a world view who see America's place as a part of the whole, not the rulers of the world. No, I am not over the top when I call the Right a bunch of Fascists and Nazis.

The reason I am back on this subject once again is because I found this on AlterNet via Ornicus. An interview with Bruce J. Miller, author of Take Them At Their Words: Shocking, Amusing and Baffling Quotations from the G.O.P. and Their Friends, 1994-2004 (Academy Chicago)

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Q:Then here you have the now governor of Mississippi, Haley Barbour, who was a big Republican lobbyist and made tons of money cutting deals, being a rainmaker, saying that Head Start is good for his state, "Because some of those kids would be better off sitting up on a piano bench at a whorehouse than where they are now." What's the difference between him and radio host Bob Grant? I don't know.

A:Right, that's a good point. We put quotes like that in a chapter called "Cracks in the Melting Pot," because there are a lot of cracks.

Here's one from '94 in the chapter called "Compassionate Conservatism." A talk radio host at a major station in L.A. says, "I believe that the homeless people should essentially be put to sleep. They should. I don't see any reason for them to exist. They're more of a burden than anything else. And as a matter of fact, those who can survive are the only ones worth surviving. These homeless people, for some reason, cannot survive anymore. Not only they're a burden, but it's a waste of space. It's a waste of human life, and I just don't see any other solution that's out there that works. They should just be -- the homeless should just be put out of their misery. It's as simple as that."

That's pretty startling, I think.

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Q:I think Blumenthal goes on to say -- he quotes Richard Hofstader, "Style has more to do with the way in which ideas are believed than with the truth or falsity of their content." That seems to me almost a Rosetta Stone for what you have here. It's the way in which the ideas are believed, so the demagoguery can be piled on without anyone really questioning its validity because the basic assumption is that the other side is evil. So Ann Coulter can say, "Liberals have a preternatural gift for striking a position on the side of treason." Do you have any idea what she's talking about?

A:I don't really know what it means, but I know that it means that they want liberals to disappear. As Rush Limbaugh once said, "Don't kill all the liberals; we want to have some around" -- I've got the exact wording here somewhere -- "so that we can have them like fossils."

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Q:You have quotes here even from November, December of 2003. You've got Tom DeLay accusing Kennedy of hateful speech, which has got to be the laugh-out-loud accusation of the decade, if not the century. The chairman of the RNC went after MoveOn.org because a couple of videos among the 1,500 that people submitted to the Bush In 30 Seconds contest depicted Bush morphing into Hitler. He said that this was the most vile thing that ever occurred, though their chief radio spokesman, Rush Limbaugh, calls liberals and feminists feminazis all the time, and you never hear a word from them.

A:Or when they say things that are sort of Nazi-like, which many of them do. When Limbaugh says, for example, don't kill all the liberals so we can have some around for display, you can't help but think of the Nazis, where they wanted to kill all the Jews and then have a Jewish Museum that people could go and look at.

Q:And that was Hitler's particular interest.

A:That's what I thought of right away when I read that. There are a lot of instances where their rhetoric reminds you of Nazi rhetoric.

[. . .]


It's a long interview but there is a startling similarity between the rhetoric of Josef Goebbels and Karl Rove. If Bush is reelected, the similarities will only become more obvious. I mean, just look at how Bush's people use local law enforcement like their own Gestapo, having them arrest anyone who so much as wears a T-shirt proclaiming an opposing point of view to their rallies. Loyalty oaths? Come on. If Bush is reelected, you might not be permitted to criticize the President at all.

The long fall

From Digby:

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If there is one question that I would love to see somebody ask any member of the Bush administration, it is how come they are fighting for their lives when less than eighteen short months ago they not only had a 90% approval rating, they had the entire US press corpse on its knees, quivering and drooling in anticipation of a mere taste of the manly presidential life force. Seems to me that's the real story of this election. How in the hell did they fall so far, so fast? [my emphasis]


A bright side, perhaps? Perhaps more Americans will come to their senses before 2 Nov.?