A Good Send-Off. Yikes!

My Child Bride just sent me this joke by e-mail and I felt I had to share:

Cardiologist Funeral

A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A
huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was
rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
beautiful heart forever. At that point one of the mourners burst into
laughter. When confronted, he said "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my
own funeral. I'm a gynecologist." At that point, the proctologist
fainted.