Tuesday, August 14, 2007

"Thank God And Greyhound You're Gone"*

Eugene Robinson

Buh-bye, Karl Rove. On your way out of the White House, don't let the screen door hit you where the dog should have bit you.

I can't say that I'll miss George W. Bush's longtime political strategist -- the man Bush used to call "Boy Genius" -- because, well, that would be such a lie. And anyway, to quote one of the great country song titles -- "How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?" -- I don't believe for a minute that Rove really intends to withdraw from public life. I predict he'll be writing op-eds, giving interviews to friendly news outlets and calling Republican presidential candidates to warn them not to abandon Bush, no matter how low his approval ratings slide. Rove's new job will be to put lipstick on Bush's hideous legacy -- and, in the process, freshen up his own.

That's gonna take a lotta lipstick. Gotta call my broker about some Revlon...

Here's another ol' country song title that might apply to Bush after Turdblossom, "I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Almost Like Having You Here".

The problem, of course, is that what Rove did and how he did it were awful for the nation.

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Yes, politics is about winning -- they don't give style points for graceful failure. But the us-or-them brand of politics that Rove mastered and that Bush practiced has been a disaster for the nation and its standing in the world.

Turns out it wasn't all that wonderful for Rove's 1000 Year Reich Permanent Repuglican Rule either, but it's gonna take a long time to clean up.

"I'll be on the road behind you here in a little bit," Bush said to Rove as the two men faced reporters yesterday.

Not soon enough.

Amen, brother

*Another ol' country song title.

I'll watch this one

I usually catch the lowlights from the debates online so I don't have to sit through all the drivel. Saves on replacing TVs when I launch something at it. This one I'm gonna watch every minute of. The Rethug YouTube debate is back on.

A deal ... heh ...

Guess what? Congress made a deal with the Chimp and they expect him to stand by it:

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There'll be no recess appointments this time around, Roll Call reports (sub. req.), meaning the White House won't be taking advantage of Congress' vacation to install any contested nominees. That's due to a deal between Bush and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV).

Last recess, the White House made a number of controversial recess appointments, including Swift Boat backer Sam Fox as ambassador to Belgium. In order to prevent that sort of thing from happening again, Reid had plotted to keep the Senate in "pro forma" session during the recess -- whereby the Senate floor personnel show up every three days to make it an official session. But now Reid and Bush have made a deal, according to Roll Call. Bush won't make any recess appointments and Reid has promised to move some of his nominees when Senate gets back in session.

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Swopa says it best:

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Who wants to bet that sometime in the next few weeks, Bush makes some recess appointments anyway?

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Didn't Congress 'make a deal' with the Chimp on the FISA bill? Just askin' ...

Off to work ...

First they came . . .

First they came for the terrorists
I didn't speak out
I wasn't a terrorist

Then they came for the enemy combatants
I didn't speak out
I wasn't an enemy combatant

Then they came for the protesters
I didn't speak out
I wasn't a protester

Then they came for the journalists
I didn't speak out
I wasn't a journalist

Then they came for the rest of us . . .

—JG.


Based on the famous poem from Martin Niemöller
Cross-posted at Jersey Guy

Monday, August 13, 2007

Priorities

I'm sure all us political junkies have been having a good time what with all the gasbaggery flyin' around about the Iowa "ya gotta be an idiot to be a Repuglican" Straw Poll, but there were things goin' on in Iowa last Saturday that were actually important, and which attracted far greater public interest than a buncha pygmy losers. Rightly so, too.

There were 14,117 votes cast for those clowns statewide, which is hilarious when you think of all the money (and watermelons, in Huckabee's case) spent, all the media attention and hyped importance of the event.

14,117 is pretty small potatoes compared to the 24,000+ folks in attendance, in a town of 8200, at the Knoxville Nationals on the same day.

Let's keep things in perspective. All the free-floatin' lyin' hot air that all the politicians can put out, and it's a lot, can't hold a candle for excitement to a buncha 1200-lb, 850-hp little race cars goin' sideways on a dirt half-mile at over a hunnert miles an hour.

Them Iowans ain't stupid. The pols'll be there any old time, and they're pretty useless anyway. The Nationals come but once a year. Priorities.

Quote of the Day

Maru:

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Preznit Stupie's li'l Turd Blossom will be returning to Texas to "spend more time" with his pasty, squidlike family before he's hopefully hauled off to prison. In any event, he will now be free to more effectively destroy democracy from the shadows, as he continues to plot to bring another corrupt, powermad rethuglican to the thro presidency.

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No Light, Just Tunnel

A post at Empire Burlesque about the bi-partisan effort to continue the occupation of Iraq. I think the guy's a little off, but there are some great quotes.

We invaded your country. We occupied your country. We wrote your constitution, in which the arbitrary decrees of our colonial viceroy were imposed as fundamental law. We looted your money. We armed your sectarians. And we are going to keep a large number of troops in your country, come what may. But we aren't going to baby-sit you anymore. No, if you don't get your act together -- and sign the goddamned Oil Law already -- we are just going to withdraw to our permanent bases and watch you kill each other. -- That is the sum total of the leading Democratic candidate's position on Iraq.

Up to the word 'but', it's pretty much Bush's position. After 'but' would be an improvement. Mr. Floyd wants our troops out yesterday, as do I, but it ain't gonna happen.

American troops were sent into Iraq on a criminal mission, an act of aggression that was the moral and legal equivalent of the Nazi invasion of Poland or the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. Their continued presence in Iraq only exacerbates all the evils that the "serious" people say will happen if America withdraws. (As if these things weren't happening in Iraq right now.) The Iraqis will never hammer out any kind of political accommodation as long as American troops are in the country, dividing the nation into "collaborators" and "insurgents" just by their very presence (much less by their alliance with one faction or another). The Iraqis will never come to any kind of fair agreement on the distribution of the nation's oil wealth as long as American troop are in the country, emblems of the nearly universal (and certainly correct) belief among Iraqis that the West is out to steal their oil.

More.

Spinner Emeritus

There's an awful lot of crap speculation and buzz flyin' around the internets today about Turdblossom leaving the sinking ship. I think I'll wait for the dust to settle a little so we can see this more clearly, but I like this comment at Slate:

While other Bush officials are openly exposing the secrets and dysfunction of their time at the White House, Rove was as upbeat as ever in his exit interview with the Wall Street Journal. Bush's approval rating will improve, he said; the situation in Iraq will turn around; and another Republican will make it into the White House in 2008. Rove will also apparently regrow his hair and play for the Cowboys.

By the way, I used Slate's title for this post, but Rove is just a sociopathic liar. A 'spinner' is something else entirely, and a lot more fun.

Not in any way related to that last sentence, there's some good Rove stuff at Firedoglake too. Here's an example:

Bumper Sticker of the Day


Click to increase the threat of al-Qaeda


Gleefully stolen from The Existentialist Cowboy.

The question the Dems should have been asked at the 'Gay Forum'

SPR

"Is Democratic timidity a biological fact, or is it merely a choice?"

The stench of hypocrisy 18

How's that workin' out for ya, Dick?

Why?

Top White House aide Karl Rove has said he will resign at the end of August.

"I just think it's time," Mr Rove said in an interview for the Wall Street Journal, adding that he was quitting for the sake of his family. [my em]

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The Beeb.

Something big is happening and I don't think we're gonna like it.

Off to the shop ...

And just a thought before I run. Will he now be able to testify before Congress? Just askin' ...

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Sphincter tightening ...

Brother Lurch and Mark from Ireland have been keeping track of the War of the Bridges. Something you don't hear about because that's just too nuanced for the press to get or the 'great military minds' in the Bush administration to realize:

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The war of the bridges continues, as the insurgents seek to isolate as many communities as possible. As a bonus, these lost bridges also isolate US occupation forces, making reinforcement and supply more difficult.

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If anything, the insurgents are patient. Bad things are gonna happen when all the bridges are gone.

Balad Bridge

Pitrokimiwiat Bridge

More links there. Read and get worried.

"MINE, all mine..."

The midnight, the morning, or the middle of day,
Is the same to the miner who labors away.
Where the demons of death often come by surprise,
One fall of the slate and you're buried alive.

CHORUS:
It's dark as a dungeon and damp as the dew,
Where danger is double and pleasures are few,
Where the rain never falls and the sun never shines
It's dark as a dungeon way down in the mine.


From the original lyrics of "Dark As A Dungeon", first recorded by Merle Travis on August 8, 1946, since covered by almost everybody, and every bit as relevant today as it was then when I was less than a year old, has been for thousands of years, and likely will be for a long time to come.

Why do miners continue to die in mine 'accidents'? Well, it's dangerous work at best, but mainly because the fix is in, that's why.

From DailyKos:

As a Senator from Kentucky, Mitch McConnell heavily counts on political contributions from large mining interests to help keep him in office. Natch, once ensconced in the halls of power he has long lists of favors to return.

But McConnell is in a unique position to deliver the gravy to mining and other corporate interests: he happens to be married to the BushCo's Secretary of Labor Elaine Chao, a woman quite obviously installed in this position to undermine any progress of workers' rights, safety legislation or wage improvements (my em).

For those of you interested in how the Senator and his wife do double duty for their corporate cronies, this is a good place to start.

It's pretty much "get the money from the mine operators and fuck the miners who elected me" on McConnell's part.

Murray, who owns the mine in Utah, is a real piece of shit work. From Mother Jones:

But it should be said that the Democrats and Mr. Murray have no love lost. Murray has given heavily to Republicans, including, according to the Post, $100,000 last year alone from his political action committee to GOP congressional candidates.He has used his ties with important Republicans—particularly Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.), whose wife, Secretary of Labor Elaine Chao, oversees mine safety—to avoid facing the music for safety violations. The Utah mine's safety record was fairly average, despite fines for safety violations in the hundreds of thousands, but nationally, Murray's mines have a shoddy safety record. When confronted in 2002 with safety violations, Murray threatened to have the inspectors fired, referring to his close friendship with McConnell. "The last time I checked," he said, "he [McConnell] was sleeping with your boss."

Great guy, huh? Would you trust him with your life?

Fuck no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't trust the sonofabitch in a junkyard with a rubber hammer.

Again from Kos:

In the wake of the Utah deaths, will Mitch decline to run for reelection "due to health reasons"? Will Chao suddenly decide "to spend more time with the family"? Tune in tomorrow for another thrilling installment of As The Stomach Turns....

That's the best we can hope for. It'll be too late for the trapped miners in Utah, but at least maybe their deaths, if such is their fate God should please forbid, in the wake of other recent disasters and a boost from that loudmouth Murray, will not be entirely in vain.

There's entirely too much dying amongst the peasants just to enrich Bush's rich pals.

Just as a closing thought. I know some guys who were mechanical engineers in mines in Idaho. They regularly went to depths of fifteen thousand feet. I asked them how they felt about that, and they told me that the money was real good and there's not much difference between 500 feet and 15,000 feet if the damn thing caves in on you. Gulp.

There are many links at the links.

Now I've seen everything. You may shoot me now...



From Yayhoo!News:

Presidential hopeful and former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, second from left, plays with his band, Capital Offense as an Elvis Impersonator from Duncan Hunter's campaign helps out with a rendition of Johnny-Be-Good at the Iowa Straw Poll in Ames, Iowa, Saturday, Aug 11, 2007. (AP Photo/David Lienemann)

I think Huckabee is one of the least objectionable of the 'wannabe ain'tgonnabes' of the pathetic lineup in the Repug campaign, but why do they bother?

I think the name of the band is very apropos. Heh.

As far as the E'vis impersonator being from the Duncan Hunter campaign, everybody in that loser's campaign is impersonating something, like intelligent human beings or good Americans.

I feel the same way about that wingnut throwback that The Dixie Chicks did about Bush: I'm ashemed he's from California, even if he is from the red-ass bottom of the state.

Hunter is one of those assholes who persist in saying 'Democrat' this and 'Democrat' that when he should be saying 'Democratic'. Frosts my ass.

He's a surfer. So was I in my younger days. Anybody got a good Great White sighting report? Surf's up, Duncan duuude...

"...issuing orders to dead generals"

Roger "Waffles" Ebert reviews the film No End In Sight (be sure to go see the trailer) and closes with:

Although Bush and the war continue to sink in the polls, I know from some readers that they still support both. That is their right. And if they are so sure they are right, let more young men and women die or be maimed. I doubt if they will be willing to see this film, which further documents an administration playing its private war games. No, I am distinctly not comparing anyone to Hitler, but I cannot help being reminded of the stories of him in his Berlin bunker, moving nonexistent troops on a map, and issuing orders to dead generals.

I understand he needs all the viewers he can get and doesn't want to piss people off, but that's like saying, "I ain't sayin' ya got yer nose up anyone's ass, but boy is the tip o' that thing brown and stinky!". Heh.

Zere zeems to be a theme today, nicht wahr? (Heels click.)

Living in the W.R.A.

BuzzFlash

The Weimar Republic fell because the advocates of democracy in Germany were too timid to fight back against the thuggish tactics of Hitler's storm troopers. They passed the "enabling act" after the Reichstag fire (read terrorist act) that gave him virtually omnipotent power to "protect the homeland."

The right wing is right about one thing: the Democrats in Congress don't have the will or the wherewithal to put up a fight for the Constitution. Bullying works against a caucus without a backbone.

Hitler's power was legally granted to him by those who thought that the "homeland" faced grave threats.

The gravest threat, of course, that the German homeland faced was Hitler himself.

That is an analogy to Congress's abject surrender to Bush that is, indeed, worth repeating.

We've said many times that the Busheviks have no sense of history and thus are doomed to repeat it. I think we've been wrong all along.

I think now that they've assiduously studied and put into practice Hitler's methods of attaining and expanding power. They sure seem to be doing it by the book, and they're too stupid to have thought it up all over again by themselves.

Update:

WaPo op-ed on how they pulled off their latest "Reichstag Fire" moment.

Good grief ...

Let's see ... the anti-war ideologues are enlisting(?) ... so they can go to a war zone(?) ... and then get on TV to speak poorly of all the good stuff going on in Iraq ... I think ... Oy!

Catapulting the propaganda ...

O'Hanlon and Pollack by Greenwald:

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Yet in their Op-Ed, they purported to describe the encouraging conditions in four places other than Baghdad -- Ramadi, Tal Afar, Mosul, and the Anbar Province -- as though they could possibly have made any meaningful observations during their visits which were all roughly the duration of the average airport layover. Worse, both O'Hanlon and Pollack -- and especially Pollack -- in their interviews repeatedly described their optimistic observations about Iraqi cities in such a way as to create the misleading impression that these were based upon their first-hand observations.

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This is the Chimp's way of warming us up for shit. These two clowns come back from Iraq and say everything is peachy and next month, Gen. Petraeus will ask for 'just a little more time and a few more troops'. And the Dems, believing these two faux 'war critics', will roll over once again.

If you want something closer to the truth, Tony Cordesman went along with the two Bush shills.

Update:

Yup, things are fine and dandy over there.



Thanks to Maru for the vid.

A broken Army ...

[A big welcome to Brilliant at Breakfast readers.]

"Army Strong" has been replaced by "Army Tired":

Exhaustion and combat stress are besieging US troops in Iraq as they battle with a new type of warfare. Some even rely on Red Bull to get through the day. As desertions and absences increase, the military is struggling to cope with the crisis

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You wonder why they're floating the draft trial balloon?

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Where once the war in Iraq was defined in conversations with these men by untenable ideas - bringing democracy or defeating al-Qaeda - these days the war in Iraq is defined by different ways of expressing the idea of being weary. It is a theme that is endlessly reiterated as you travel around Iraq. 'The army is worn out. We are just keeping people in theatre who are exhausted,' says a soldier working for the US army public affairs office who is supposed to be telling me how well things have been going since the 'surge' in Baghdad began.

They are not supposed to talk like this. We are driving and another of the public affairs team adds bitterly: 'We should just be allowed to tell the media what is happening here. Let them know that people are worn out. So that their families know back home. But it's like we've become no more than numbers now.'

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Contrary to what the wingnuts, and a lot of folks on our side, believe, our troops are people, not programmed killing machines. The troops are beginning to realize they've been used and exploited.

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The anecdotal evidence on the ground confirms what others - prominent among them General Colin Powell, the former US Secretary of State - have been insisting for months now: that the US army is 'about broken'. Only a third of the regular army's brigades now qualify as combat-ready. Officers educated at the elite West Point academy are leaving at a rate not seen in 30 years, with the consequence that the US army has a shortfall of 3,000 commissioned officers - and the problem is expected to worsen.

And it is not only the soldiers that are worn out. The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have led to the destruction, or wearing out, of 40 per cent of the US army's equipment, totalling at a recent count $212bn (£105bn).

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Brigades don't have equipment and the officers and senior enlisted are leaving as soon as they are able. It won't be long before our Army is nothing but a gang of unruly, drug addicted street fighters.

If we're gonna stay in Iraq for "9 - 10 years", where in Hell are we gonna get the troops from? Is public opinion gonna suddenly change and people begin to push their kids to enlist? Will the recruiting crisis suddenly go away?

I know the Chimp and Cheney think they can hold on for another 18 months, longer if the 'terrorist attack' they've been warming us up for takes place and they manage to declare martial law (you know the Dems will roll over again), but I don't think our guys can hold out that long. I think the Chimp (or at least the folks who run the show) know that and that's why the 'slip of the tongue' by General Lute (regarding the draft) was anything but.

Sometime in the near future, you just might see the U.S. Army defeated by a buncha 'raghead camel drivers'. The once 'greatest army in the world' may just have their asses handed to 'em before this is over.

Update:

Watch this:



Great thanks to Dr. Attaturk.


Update Zwei:

This whole mess reminds me of a joke going around in Germany toward the end of WW2 my grandfather used to tell:

Klaus: "Manfred, what sits in the grass and shakes?"

Manfred: "The Volkssturm."

We are almost as desperate now.

... Typically, members of the Volkssturm received only the most basic of military training. This included brief indoctrination training, and then training on the use of basic weapons such as the Karabiner 98k rifle and Panzerfaust. There was no standardization of any kind and units were issued only what equipment was available. And while some Karabiner 98ks were on hand, members were also issued Gewehr 98s and Gewehr 71s in addition to a plethora of Belgian, French, British, Italian and other weapons that had been captured by Germany in her five years of war. Also the Germans had developed primitive cheap weapons to supply the volkssturm, like MP 3008 machine pistols and the Volkssturmgewehr 1-5 submachine rifle. These factors only compounded the ineffectiveness of the Volkssturm. Finally, members took a customary oath to Hitler and were then dispatched toward the enemy ...