Breaking a Sarah Palin Fast

El Rude-o breaks his 'Palin-free February' fast on some of her ignorant-speak comments on Egypt. It's OK, brother Rude-Man, nobody's been able to stick to it. It's like vowing to not eat Mexican food and then going to a quinceñera - no way. The temptation is simply too great for mere mortals.

Those are all from an interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, a venue so friendly to Palin that it makes Fox "news" look like Cardinal Richelieu's men on an iron maiden bender. She had shut the fuck up for a little while (except for a bizarro Facebook rant on how much she hated Obama's State of the Union address). But now she's weaving sentences that are so incomprehensible that you wonder if there's a race of extraterrestrials she's actually speaking to. Or maybe it's just the solemn call of the loon. Or teabagspeak. Either way, she has as much business talking about Egypt as a deranged rat has.

She and Glenn Beck are teetering on the brink of oblivion. They are hanging by their thumbs above a black hole that will suck them away, into irrelevance. And who are we not to give them a nudge? In fact, who are we not to stomp on their fingers until they are screaming into the void and disappearing from our public consciousness for good (or until they show up on Celebrity Rehab Fat Club for Attention Whores or something).

Maybe the snowbilly grifter can suck Miss Becky off. The edge, that is...