The liberal media won't tell you this, because they're too busy promoting Obama's socialist agenda to allow gay Muslim illegal immigrants to open a drive-thru abortion clinic in your church, but today is Glenn Beck's birthday.
As a special tribute, we invite you to put on your tinfoil hat and check out the Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator — the secret source of the Fox News host's unfailing insanity.
If Becky believes his own spew, he's crazy. If he doesn't, he's lying. Either way he's making millions on the dupes that eat his shit.
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