These folks have the best idea yet to honor the religious right:
When this happens, you’ll probably be home protecting your stuff from end of the world looting, but just in case the religious fundamentalists are wrong (which has never, ever happened before), put on your poker face and most bedazzled outfit and get yourself to Missoula’s FUSE at Deano’s Casino on Saturday, May 21, for a drag show to honor Lady Gaga and raise money for Pride Foundation, which works to connect and strengthen Montana’s gay rights movement. Doors opening at 9 p.m. [...]
This assumes, of course, that there is a 9 PM on Saturday. The world's supposed to end at 6. Kind of a time zone-sensitive rolling Armaggedon.
Reminds me of an old joke about Reno NV's Gay Rodeo:
Q: What's the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo?
A: At the straight rodeo, they yell "Ride them suckers!"...
(rimshot)
Update:
Doomsday leader says gay pride is ‘proof’ the world will end
If it doesn't, it seems to follow that God must like gays better than fundies. I guess the ever-wrong fundies can go to the party to drown their sorrows. Maybe if they could admit certain things to themselves they could get laid too.
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