Marijuana Crop Found Near Bin Laden's Compound
Explains three tons of Nestle's Crunch bars discovered in basement.
U.S. Commandos Discover Stash of Porn in Osama’s Hideout
White House announces porn will only be shown to select members of Congress.
They'll probably form a study committee. There may be something issued...
Gingrich's Past Could Be Plus for Some Voters
Many men would love to dump their dying wives for younger, more nubile women half their age.
Wall Street Nervous as Government Cracks Down on Insider Trading
Prosecutors dump holdings in firms under investigation.
So is Schumer (D - Wall St.). Heh.
Rush for Domain Names After Bin Laden Death
If you were lucky you already registered www.osamaobamaohmama.com.
Who'da thunk there was such comedy gold in an assassination? Heh. We should do it more often!
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