Wednesday, January 4, 2012

The best wrap-up ...

Of the Iowa Goat Rodeo comes from Blue Girl and Yellow Dog:

And the winner of the Iowa GOP caucus was...Barack Obama Here's the bottom line -- Mitt Romney dropped four million in the state, and what did it get him? Verification that three out of four people despise him, and that one out of those three will actualy go so far as to vote for Rick Santorum, who spent in the neighborhood of half a million bucks in the state, simply because he isn't Willard Mitt Romney. Ron Paul finished third, not far enough back in the field to make our 18-24-year-old male cousins and nephews shut the hell up about him, but at least they won't get louder, like they would have if he had finished in the top two. Newt Gingrich came in fourth, finishing about 10,000 votes behind Paul; Rick Perry and Michele Bachman brought up the rear, finishing fifth and sixth respectively. They are both skipping New Hampshire and heading for South Carolina; look for them both to drop out soon after that, Bachmann because she's broke, and Perry for a safe Texas sinecure somewhere, where people won't laugh and mock him, at least not openly and to his face.

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All you need to know right there. The rodeo moves on to New Hampshire now, which should provide us with more entertainment. Git yer popcorn supplies refilled.

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