Wednesday, January 4, 2012

"...eight votes is still six more than Rick Perry can count."

DES MOINES (The Borowitz Report) January 4, 2012 – Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney was overjoyed today after finishing the Iowa caucuses in a virtual tie with a walking joke who wears sweater vests.

Historians noted that the last time so few people decided a Presidential race they were all on the Supreme Court.

Grrrrr. That one meant a helluva lot more than this one did.

1 comment:

Fixer said...

And former House Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed speculation about whether he would leave the race: "Not unless it gets cancer."

Heh ...